i'm sydney and i can be funny sometimes🐑
my icon is my idiot friend🐷
i ship almost everything🚣
talk to me💁
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Reblog if you’ve been called any BY YOUR PARENTS or any other close relation
The top three.
Third. Sometimes fourth.
All, both by family, strangers and school people.
WHY does everyone keep talking about looking for alaska??? It’s right freakin there in red omg!!